Killer Whales, A paedophile and Giant Sperm

Today started as any other day but then turned very weird.

Within a few minutes of arriving at school, Me,Chris and Mike were talking about the killer whale that ate its keeper in Orlando sea world. For some reason it’s quite funny and it’s a useful point to why they shouldn’t be used for entertainment.

Then we had an assembly and the message today was “online safety”. We then watched a video which seemed to basically be some paedophile teaching us how to be a paedophile. Very disturbing.

Geology with Mrs W: We labelled an Iguanodon and then were told we had to go and visit this sexual help thing. My fave moment in their was Mike wearing the beer goggles and then putting a condom on the plastic cock. I avoided taking part: I don’t need a Chlamydia test, I didn’t want to go anywhere near the plastic cock and I didn’t really want to rub oil on the blown-up condoms. But I did manage to steal this:

Yes, it’s a giant green sperm! If your sperm looked like this you would have a problem.

Geology with Mr M: We did our last little bit on dull brachiopods.

I went to Gemma’s for lunch and showed her my sperm (the one in the photo, not anything else) and ended up ten minutes late for history. Amazingly out of a class of 5 another two came in after me.

History with Mr R. We continued discussing Tudor marriage and it again seemed to turn into a lesson about sex in Tudor Times. Very strange.

This evening I was working at Serendipity Sam’s and it involved a lot of running!

So all in all, a very strange day. But a good one none the less!