Me and Tidders came up with this the other day so here is the very first script for the movie featuring Cillit Bang’s very own Barry Scott!
Boy walks in covered in mud
Mother(frowning): You wanker! How the fuck am I gonna clean this shit up?
Barry Scott(loudly): Fear not damsel in distress!I’m Barry Scott and I know a way of cleaning this mess! This is new Cillit Bang extreme and can destroy any substance know to man!
Barry Scott (clothes hanging off and looking frazzled): …and the dirt is gone.
Gavin: Hi, I’m Gavin from autoglass. You see that chip?
Barry Scott: I can fix that! Bang and the chip is gone!
Gavin: Don’t worry autoglass can come and insert our special resin and if your fully covered it’s usually free!
Barry Scott: Wait a minute! Where did you come from? (Looks at bottle).Oh no! New Cillit Bang Extreme is so strong it’s sent me to the land of tedious advert presenters!
Michael Winner: Don’t worry, it’s only a commercial!
Barry Scott: Hi I’m Barry Scott and I’m wondering how I’m gonna get out of this mess.
Alexsandr Orlov (meerkat): Comparethemeerkat.com, comparethemarket.com Simples!
Richard Hammond(pushing trolley): Oh no, annoying talking meerkat!
Barry Scott: Don’t worry, I’m Barry Scott and new Cillit Bang Extreme deals with all animated animals no problem. Bang and the meerkat is gone!
END (or is it?)